huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever
mf rolled a successful stat check for th rizz factor @ the end there (i must now draw them holdingd hands and getting ice cream as per request of my friend)
this took me so damn long- 20 hours in total i think? first part i spent like 13 hours straight workin on it- anyways they ar so fucking silly i love them so much-
i will never play his character any other way- i will always be terminally a wet dumpster cat of a man and always pick the options that make him look as pathetic as he truly is- (im only like 6 hours into th game but ive managed to pat the top of a mail box n tell it its doin a good job and run so hard into a door ive broken it, as well as picking up every bottle on the streets and run around with jus the ‘man-ass pants’ and gardening gloves)
(also the last one was the ‘ramming into the door’ thing- and the lil one in the corner was my reaction to kim actually worrying abt us- i think that says more abt me than anything but let me live ok)
Jeopardy, except all the clues are sourced from those Tumblr posts where people are trying to crowdsource the title of this piece of media they saw/heard/read/played once when they were eight years old and have only a handful of oddly specific details they’re certain about, at least half of which are outlandishly misremembered.
but every time a contestant confidently answers “what is homestuck”, the kill bill siren goes off and the trap door opens and they get dropped into the spike pit
There’s an entire category called “It’s Not Homestuck”, consisting of non-Homestuck media badly described in a way that could plausibly describe Homestuck.
here’s a compilation of different people driving box trucks into a low bridge over and over
It’s worth knowing a few fun facts, courtesy of 11foot8.com:
They can’t raise the bridge because it’s a train trestle, and raising it would require closing and modifying miles of busy track.
They can’t lower the road because it’s directly over a sewer main.
They can’t ban trucks entirely because there are too many local deliveries.
That section of road has a speed limit of 25 mph, numerous signs alerting drivers to the 11'8" limit, and recently they added a sensor that activates the stoplight and a flashing “overheight warning” sign so that drivers have to stop and think really hard about going forward.
The clearance is actually nearly three inches more than 11'8", the maximum deviation from the signage allowed.
Trucks have been getting stuck or damaged since the 1960s.
The guy who runs the website (and owns the cameras) says he sees a lot more trucks pull up to the stoplight, look at the warnings, and turn off onto the side road, but about once a month, someone hits the bridge.
the penske business is probably sick of this shit
Since all the information is from 2017, here some updates from April 2022 according the website 11foot8.com
The bridge was finally raised in October 2019 to a new clearance height of 12 feet and 4 inches (though the actual height is 12 feet 8 inches, measured by the webmaster himself). The road was open again to traffic on November 5, 2019.
The first truck struck the new crash beam on November 26, 2019.
In acknowledgement of the new height, the website now calls it the 11 foot 8+8.
He also calls the bridge “the Canopener”
Despite clearance being a whole 8 inches higher, trucks still strike the clearance bar.
If you want to support him, he has a Patreon and a store where he sometimes sells art made from the debris. Both are linked off his website.
