25 | Ftm | Aro/Ace | Switches fandoms every few years | Exists physically as a mass of grey smoke that occasionally fades into existence
the charred and blackened metal pan that my family has had for years: please throw me out i am older than you and it hurts to live
me: shut up you get another pizza :)
you may think im kidding but this is the cleanest ive been able to get this thing in my lifespan
That pan is bleeding
he’s ok :)
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Here we have some interesting occasional tables, with a choice of a round or square top.
that’sitI’mhomedesignshaming
Next in today’s mail, @ainawgsd has sent… oof. Well these are certainly #horrible things with legs
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incredible. you can SEE who’s absolutely plastered by how theyre slurring their signs
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In a spaceship, there is usually no gravity, except for the occasions where there is all the gravity (or at least G-force).
In a boat, there is usually gravity in one direction, except for the occasions where gravity changes rapidly.
PLEASE turn the sound on, the music really propels this to another level
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By Lynda Barry May 2016
Every time I see this I love it more
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Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!
oh my god it’s real and it was LITERALLY called “the broom method” holy shit
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“Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH.”
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